o25. Shocking news

I have some shocking news for everyone. Goku is an android, and somehow the fusion of Goku and Vegita, Gogita, is going to kill Goku. How is this possible? I'm not quite sure. I blame the government. I think this is some sort of conspiracy. If you look at the facts, it's the only logical explanation. See, if Goku and Gogita were to ever meet, well, it wouldn't be possible without time travel, which Trunks already did. In order for Gogita to time travel, he'd need to get that time machine that Trunks used. But, how could he? The time machine is in the past now. And in order to go into the past, he'd need a time machine. It never ends.

If you're still unsure whether or not any of this is true, refer to the photo to the left, and you will see the shocking truth. I honestly don't know how to take this news. I think Trunks failed when he was trying to save us from the androids. It makes sense though. No one would ever suspect Goku as an android. Therefore, it was the perfect idea for Dr. Gero to do this. He created Goku a long time ago, and made him into an android Sayain. Oh god, my nerd is showing...this is over.

o24. More cigarettes?

Sorry about how dark the picture is, but I'm too lazy to make it lighter. These cigarettes are called Capri, as the name on the box suggests. Now, why am I posting about these? And why do I post so many of these about cigarettes? Well, I'll tell you!

These are so thin and cute! They're long, but very thin and adorable. So adorable that I feel like I can't throw out the ends. I'm saving them and I will keep them in a jar. I don't know if that's alright, but I'll do it anyway.

As for the second question, I don't know the answer. However, I do know one thing. I don't care that they are marketing smokes to kids. Honestly, it doesn't bother me. I started at fourteen, so if it bothered me, that would be wrong. But, anyway, they were 5.75 for this pack. Seriously, I just had to buy them. I like expensive things, and they were expensive. So, naturally, I bought them. The result? A new blog post to entertain the masses.

o23. A Long Overdue Post

It would appear that cooking is not my forte. As hard as I try, I can't make the eggs look like they do in the restaurants, or the television shows. I'm not really sure why, and I wonder if there are other people that have this problem as well. Maybe there's a support group I can go to. A support group where they'll show me how to flip the egg over without it looking like it does in the picture. That would be really nice, but I'm sure it would cost a lot of money. I think they call it cullinary school? Maybe I should go there and have them teach me to make eggs.

I don't know that I will ever be able to make eggs like everyone else can. If you look at the picture, it looks like they were made by someone who doesn't know how to make eggs. That'd be me. Yes, that picture is of the eggs I made all by myself. Honestly, I was proud that they didn't burn this time.